ZThemes
My teeth and ambitions are bared.

Cosplayer. Slytherin. INTP/INFP. Caffeine Addict. Hella gay.

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kappataincrunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

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expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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OMG momentai-rawr, deadwright I think this trumps the dog hooks.

Artist: Disney
Track Name: "I Can Go The Distance"
Played: 21873 times

Sometimes I think about how the human race is getting more attractive over time and then wonder if my inability to get a date is just natural selection.